The Merriment Messenger — Farm-Style Beer Caddy
Introducing the majestic Merriment Messenger, an artisanal beer caddy crafted for connoisseurs of classy can-carting! Behold, as this breathtaking beer-bearer transcends the realm of mere function to become a part of your very personality! Go ahead, be “that guy/gal,” whose self-worth is wrapped up in their accessories—and rightly so!
Crafted with possibly undue care and attention to detail, the Merriment Messenger features:
Ample height to comfortably carry bottles and super-tallboys
Bottle-opener
Removable dividers, so you can use it for less noble pursuits, like carrying mere stuff
Cork-lined bottom to cushion the fall of your $7 IPAs as you carelessly toss them about. You fool!
Inset chicken wire panel to lean into that homesteader aesthetic
Beefy dowel joinery, ‘cause beer heeeeavy
Ambrosia maple planks and oak dowels
So, dear beer aficionado, let us forage no more through the wilderness of whimsically weak beer totes! Grab the Merriment Messenger today, and ascend to a higher echelon of beer-bearing brilliance. Prepare to be the toast of the town, regaling those plebeians with tales of your unmatched quaffing elegance, facilitated by the one and only, ridiculously resplendent Merriment Messenger!
Introducing the majestic Merriment Messenger, an artisanal beer caddy crafted for connoisseurs of classy can-carting! Behold, as this breathtaking beer-bearer transcends the realm of mere function to become a part of your very personality! Go ahead, be “that guy/gal,” whose self-worth is wrapped up in their accessories—and rightly so!
Crafted with possibly undue care and attention to detail, the Merriment Messenger features:
Ample height to comfortably carry bottles and super-tallboys
Bottle-opener
Removable dividers, so you can use it for less noble pursuits, like carrying mere stuff
Cork-lined bottom to cushion the fall of your $7 IPAs as you carelessly toss them about. You fool!
Inset chicken wire panel to lean into that homesteader aesthetic
Beefy dowel joinery, ‘cause beer heeeeavy
Ambrosia maple planks and oak dowels
So, dear beer aficionado, let us forage no more through the wilderness of whimsically weak beer totes! Grab the Merriment Messenger today, and ascend to a higher echelon of beer-bearing brilliance. Prepare to be the toast of the town, regaling those plebeians with tales of your unmatched quaffing elegance, facilitated by the one and only, ridiculously resplendent Merriment Messenger!
Introducing the majestic Merriment Messenger, an artisanal beer caddy crafted for connoisseurs of classy can-carting! Behold, as this breathtaking beer-bearer transcends the realm of mere function to become a part of your very personality! Go ahead, be “that guy/gal,” whose self-worth is wrapped up in their accessories—and rightly so!
Crafted with possibly undue care and attention to detail, the Merriment Messenger features:
Ample height to comfortably carry bottles and super-tallboys
Bottle-opener
Removable dividers, so you can use it for less noble pursuits, like carrying mere stuff
Cork-lined bottom to cushion the fall of your $7 IPAs as you carelessly toss them about. You fool!
Inset chicken wire panel to lean into that homesteader aesthetic
Beefy dowel joinery, ‘cause beer heeeeavy
Ambrosia maple planks and oak dowels
So, dear beer aficionado, let us forage no more through the wilderness of whimsically weak beer totes! Grab the Merriment Messenger today, and ascend to a higher echelon of beer-bearing brilliance. Prepare to be the toast of the town, regaling those plebeians with tales of your unmatched quaffing elegance, facilitated by the one and only, ridiculously resplendent Merriment Messenger!